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Tech at a Troll's Price: Goblins Electronics
Have ye heard tell o'about Goblins Electronics? A right nasty bunch they are, sellin' devices cobbled together from discarded parts. Their gizmos are held together with duct tape, and their programs is more glitchy than a troll's back. But, if ye want somethin' that works and don't mind a few short circuits, then Goblins Electronics might just be the place for ye!
Their list is a sight to behold:
* A self-stirring cauldron that sometimes spills potions.
* A hat that grants ye superhuman strength.
* A branch that can only summon a swarm of gnats.
But beware, if yer lookin' for somethin' reliable, steer clear o'the goblin marketplace. Ye might just find yerself with more troubles than ye bargained for.
Gadgets Gone Wild: The Goblin's Choice
This ain't your grandma's techno-babble. This is a realm where circuits spark, and only the most daring goblins dare to toy with these wondrous contraptions. We're talking fridges that fight, all under the watchful eye of a goblin overlord who just wants to see some good ol' fashioned mayhem.
- The whispers tell of a goblin who can make a vacuum cleaner fly
- Get ready for of a washing machine that fights
- Fear the tinkerer who can turn your garden hose into a dragon's breath
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- Our legendary doodads are now just a handful of gold pieces!
- Interdimensional travel devices at a price that won't make your wallet cry!
- Self-stirring cauldrons, perfect for all your potion-making needs.
So hurry down to Goblin Electronics, where the stock is constantly shifting and the prices are always falling. But don't blame us if you end up with more treasures than you can handle!
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These deals are so good you won't be able to resist. But be warned, these deals move fast, so get ready to scramble for bargains.
- You can find things like: goblin-made drones, pocket-sized teleporters, talking skulls, and rare magical artifacts.